Kardashian Crumbl Cookie Taste Test: The Best and Worst

The Kardashians, love them or hate them, have serious influence. When they promote something, people listen. So, when Crumbl Cookies collaborated with the famous family to create a limited-edition lineup, the internet went wild. Naturally, I had to try them. I braved the Crumbl crowds (a feat in itself) and got my hands on the entire Kardashian collection. Here’s my brutally honest take, from delectable to downright disappointing.

The Sweet Victory: Churro Cookie

Let’s start with the champion: the Churro Cookie. This was, hands down, the best of the bunch. Imagine a warm, soft sugar cookie base generously coated in cinnamon sugar. The texture was perfect – slightly crisp on the edges, delightfully chewy in the center. It wasn’t overly sweet; the cinnamon balanced the sugary coating beautifully. It genuinely tasted like a freshly baked churro, but in cookie form. If you only try one cookie from this collection, make it this one. It was a crowd-pleaser even with my notoriously picky eaters.

Solid Contender: Triple Chocolate Chunk

Coming in a close second is the Triple Chocolate Chunk. This cookie is exactly what you expect: a rich, intensely chocolatey experience. The cookie base itself is moist and dense, studded with generous chunks of milk, dark, and semi-sweet chocolate. While it might be a bit too decadent for some, chocolate lovers will rejoice. It’s not particularly unique, but it’s executed perfectly. Think of it as a classic done right – a guaranteed satisfying indulgence. The slightly bitter notes from the dark chocolate prevented it from being cloyingly sweet, which was a major plus.

Middle of the Road: Pink Sugar (Vanilla Almond)

Ah, the Pink Sugar cookie. This one is divisive. It’s a chilled vanilla almond cookie with a thick, vibrant pink frosting. Visually, it’s stunning. Taste-wise, it’s…okay. The almond flavor is subtle but present, and the frosting adds a nice sweetness. However, the chilled aspect made the cookie slightly dry, and the overall flavor profile felt a bit bland compared to the other, bolder options. It’s not bad, but it’s not particularly memorable. It mostly feels like you are eating a pretty-looking but not exceptionally flavorful sugar cookie. I wouldn’t rush to get it again.

The Disappointment: Cornbread Cookie

Now, for the biggest letdown: the Cornbread Cookie. I had high hopes for this one; the idea of a sweet and savory cornbread cookie sounded intriguing. Sadly, it fell flat. The cookie was dry, crumbly, and tasted overwhelmingly of artificial butter flavoring. The texture was unpleasantly gritty, and the sweetness was off-balance. It didn’t taste like cornbread, and it certainly didn’t taste like a good cookie. It was a confusing and ultimately unpleasant experience. This one ended up in the trash – a rare occurrence in my house when it comes to cookies.

Final Verdict

The Kardashian Crumbl Cookie collection was a mixed bag. The Churro cookie is a must-try, the Triple Chocolate Chunk is a solid choice, the Pink Sugar is aesthetically pleasing but underwhelming, and the Cornbread cookie is best avoided. While the collaboration certainly generated buzz, the quality of the cookies varied drastically. As always, your mileage may vary, but this is my honest assessment after a thorough (and sugar-fueled) taste test.